Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Where'd the time go?

I have been pretty terrible about keeping up with this blog. Now, I have a mere 15 days left here in Vietnam. Crazy! The last time I wrote my parents, Nadia, and Len had just left. Now, I'm in the home stretch! Many things have happened since I like posted - Thailand, Thanksgiving, a Vietnamese amusement park. I'll start with the water park since technically that came first.

Dam Sen park is just a few blocks down the street from me here in District 11. I had no idea what to expect although I assumed it would be very dirty and run down (apparently I'm not very optimistic). I also thought it was just a water park but turns out there is an amusement park and water park - separate but basically in the same park. So, me and a friend here, Ben, walked over to meet some of his friends one Saturday. It was a hot sunny day, as always, so seemed like a good day for a water park. When we got there we initially paid for tickets to the amusement park and met his friends in their. The amusement park was surprisingly nice and scenic. There's a giant lake in the middle, it's rather quiet, there was hardly anyone there (it was midday, the sun scares off Vietnamese people). We easily jumped on rides without any lines. I actually wasn't even sure if some rides were in service until we approached them and an employee came over to turn it on for us. Even though the park was very nice, the rides were still as Vietnamese as I expected - a little rickety, somewhat unsafe feeling, extra scary.

We went on a few rides including a violent round of bumper carts in which I broke my sunglasses, and then headed to get some food. Even though I'm in Vietnam I half expected the food to be normal amusement park food - cheese fries, hot dogs, pizza, chicken fingers. Of course this was not the case. We had chicken, rice, pho and bun bo hue - two types of noodle soup. I did see some Vietnamese fast food - fish and pork balls on sticks, hot dogs on a stick (tempting but I didn't trust them to be like American hot dogs), and even french fries. I obviously couldn't let a day go by without rice so we opted for the classier food. We hit a few more scary rides after lunch. A small roller coaster where the cart itself spun around as it went around a track made me feel like I was going to fly off. We also did a log flume ride where you floated around bends and up a steep track to get to the top of the ride for what felt like an hour. Then, quickly the log shot down a drop and ended with a huge splash, lunging us forward in the raft. The employees strategically made Ben sit in front since he's the biggest and when we landed we (2 of us girls) ended up squished against his back.

Later we hit the infamous water park. It was also much, much nicer than I expected but with that Vietnamese twang. That is, the rides are kind of violent. In the US, this would be law-suit city. Water slides whip you around and shoot you quickly into a small pool of water and a zip line whips you onto your back and into the water. The worst one is the "Space bowl" or as I call it, the "Toilet bowl". It's literally a tube slide with a straight shot to this big basin that you get shot into at full speed, and then you circle the basin (like circling a drain) a few times and then get dropped onto a cushioned pad that's under about 6 inches of water. When you get into the basin, however, I think there may have been an engineering flaw here because you get thrown into the side of the wall quite forcefully. And then there is the Boomerang - see picture below, it was also a bit terrifying.

The last slide I want to comment on is called "Black Thunder". Sounds normal enough, and it is, but the description on the website translated into English is hilarious: "Exactly as its name, the dark inside of the hole combined with laser special effects will give you the extreme excitement as your feelings change continuously and suddenly." 

The yellow and blue thing on the left is the Toilet bowl

The amusement park on the lake.

  
The Boomerang! So scary.
The indoor part of the amusement park.

It's open, I swear.

It looks dead, kind of nice!

Bumper boats! The staff was on a lunch break so we couldn't go on ...

These kids were very excited to help us out and take a picture with this happy birthday sign.

The hype squad.

Normal amusement park site.

Ben and I.

Walking around the ghost-town of a park.

The lake.

There was so few people here it was nuts.

Swans!



The children's pool at the water park.

Time to go get Mexican food ...

  
Scary looking play.

Friday, November 15, 2013

Time flies when your family takes you on fancy excursions ...

I remember when I first got to Vietnam thinking, man a whole 2 1/2 months until my parents and Nadia visit! Well, that came and went! Insane! As I promised, I am including my parents in my blog (not sure why they were so adamant about it, do they think they are now blog-celebrities? I don't think my blog is that popular ... ). Anyway, it was really fun having them visit, especially because their travel agent set up some REALLY sweet trips. [Side note - while writing this I turned and looked out the window to my office and I can very clearly see a man peeing next to a tree. While he might think this was a good hiding spot, this is a city. He's on a major road, and he's hiding from no one. Really guy?! Really?]

Back to my vacation. I met the parents in Hanoi, a short 2 hour plane ride north. I checked into my little hotel which boasted the cheapest rooms in the city. While I assume this was true ($15/night) that did not reflect the quality of the room. While it was very simple and small, it had everything I could want - a bed, an AC, a bathroom, a minibar, and even a TV. Meanwhile, I then walked down to my parents fancy-shmancy hotel where someone opened the door for me and the elevator talked to you. Whatever....! We walked to dinner at a nice Vietnamese restaurant and had some delicious food and wine (of course, no dinner is complete without wine when dining with the Palin's). Then we had an after-dinner glass of wine (obviously) at the hotel - okay there's one bonus of their fancy hotel.

Another advantage of their hotel - breakfast buffet! Actually, my hotel also had a breakfast buffet but I was not brave enough to see what I get for $15/night. I opted for the nicer hotel in this case as well. After breakfast we explored Hanoi a bit - it was nuts. I know I live in a huge city of around 11 million people (depending on the day), but Hanoi just felt so claustrophobic and crowded in a way that Saigon does not. There were some very pretty parts, I liked the lakes we passed by and the parks were cute. Overall, I'm glad I live in Saigon. After our explorations we met our tour guide, Ruby, who my parents basically wanted to adopt. He was a great tour guide - he knew his stuff and was extremely nice, friendly, and accommodating (too much, at times). We got in our jumbo van (could have fit about 12 people in there but it was just 3 of us!) and headed to Ninh Binh.

So I didn't know too much about Ninh Binh aside from what I read in my parent's itinerary but it was beautiful. Actually, I'm somewhat confused as to whether or not we were actually in Ninh Binh the whole time but wherever we were around there was beautiful. Starting with our resort. Holy crap. When we first arrived we were all, "Oh, we can rent bikes and explore the area and bla bla bla". Then, we walked into our little resort community and we were like, nah, let's just stay here ... forever. The pictures might give you a bit of a hint into how freakin' awesome this place was. We just hit the pool bar and didn't leave, basically. Compared to Hanoi it was so quiet and tranquil, we were in heaven. Especially my non-city dwelling parents.

We did a bicycle tour around the countryside, through fields and next to water buffalo. School children were riding by us and literally every minute a kid was saying "hello!" to us as we drove by. It was pretty adorable. Then, we went to a local family's house and learned how to make spring rolls. That's probably all they trusted us to make. The lady chopped vegetables like a professionally trained chef. Meanwhile, mom and I were a little slower, though we cook all the time too! We asked the girl where she learned to cook. They told us that girls had to learn to cook so they would be better wives, basically. Welp, I guess I won't be a very good wife with my poor knife skills!

We had an insane amount of food at lunch. I tried not to let all of the fish go to waste by sneaking some of it to this adorable kitten that quickly became my new best friend. Then, we rode our bikes back and hopped on a little boat and went through some caves and eventually took a very long sanpen (the type of boat, might be spelled wrong...) ride back to where our van was parked. It was quiet and amazingly scenic. I have NO idea how the one guy paddled us all the way without stopping. That guy must have been in some stellar shape. I would have died. Americans are heavy, after all!

After spending some more time being rich and fancy at our resort we had to leave the next morning for Halong Bay! Not too disappointing, however, as we had a very luxurious cruise here as well. We feasted and had drinks on the roof of the boat in the bay surrounded by limestone cliffs. We also got to kayak around a fishing village. It blew my mind how these people live in floating houses in the middle of nowhere. So sheltered!

Since we were clearly on a fancy cruise, the rest of the travelers were older (older than me, at least) so I called our cruise the Senior Citizen cruise. Not completely accurate, however, as we met a nice  German couple who weren't that old and some Australian ladies who were all down to party a little later than the rest of them (old folks!). We stayed up until a whopping 12:00am or so! This actually was quite late as we had to wake up at the crack of dawn for breakfast and Tai Chi on the roof. I must say, I don't quite get Tai Chi but it was pretty hilarious.

Another breakfast buffet! While Kath and Bruce complained about having so many large breakfasts, I loaded up my plate(s) and enjoyed the spread. I don't think I'd ever say no to a breakfast buffet, especially not on a boat. Shortly after we returned to land and had to head back to reality, well, at least I did. We headed to the airport where I had to wait an extra 2 hours or so since my flight was later than my parents. Luckily, I had a book to read on my Kindle (not anymore! ugh ... that story will come later).

Anyway, enough babble. Here's some pics: